I May Say Weird Stuff Before Coffee - Funny Frog T-Shirt Coffee Humor

You know those mornings where the world is still fuzzy and the first words out of your mouth are questionable at best? This tee captures that exact mood. A deadpan frog with a coffee-less glare and the line “I may say weird stuff before coffee” sits front and center—dry, honest, and quietly hilarious. It wears its grumpiness like a badge: low-key, relatable, and a little bit tender. Throw it on with sweatpants for a slow morning scroll, wear it to the local café as you wait for your order, or pair it with jeans for a day of errands when social energy is low. The shirt speaks the language of people who need time and caffeine before they become conversational; it flirts with sarcasm without trying too hard. The faded, garment-dyed finish gives the print a lived-in feel, like a well-told joke you’ve had for years.

Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL for a wide range of fits
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; heavyweight and pre-shrunk
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit for durability and clean finish
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean