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Its a Dumpster Fire but Coffee Helps T-shirt — Funny Coffee Tee for Chaotic Mornings
Its a Dumpster Fire but Coffee Helps T-shirt — Funny Coffee Tee for Chaotic Mornings
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This T-shirt wears its humor loud and honest — a laid-back, lived-in tee for anyone whose mornings (or years) have felt like a bit of a dumpster fire, but coffee still gets them moving. The soft, garment-dyed cotton settles into the body with a comfortable relaxed fit. The cheeky “Dumpster Fire but Coffee Helps” vibe reads like a knowing nod to fellow caffeine devotees who meet chaos with dark humor and a steady mug in hand. Wear it to slow mornings at the café, messy creative sessions, weekend errands, or casual nights with friends — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh and starts conversations without shouting.
The tone is quietly irreverent: a little weary, a little wry, and fully caffeinated. It slips into your rotation alongside well-worn jeans and a favorite mug. For people who keep going because of ritual and caffeine, this tee feels like company — honest, warm, and a little bit wicked.
Product features
- Available in S–4XL (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² for durability
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for strength
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
The tone is quietly irreverent: a little weary, a little wry, and fully caffeinated. It slips into your rotation alongside well-worn jeans and a favorite mug. For people who keep going because of ritual and caffeine, this tee feels like company — honest, warm, and a little bit wicked.
Product features
- Available in S–4XL (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² for durability
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for strength
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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